Accessories

Kurt Vonnegut Slaughterhouse Hat

A distressed embroidered dad hat carrying Kurt Vonnegut's "so it goes" in small stitched type — the literary cap for people who'd rather not explain the reference. The hat is washed and distressed before embroidery, so the brim curves easily, the crown sits low and the cotton has already lost its brand-new stiffness on day one. Unstructured six-panel construction with an adjustable closure fitting roughly 21-24 inches, which makes it a genuine one-size gift with no fit anxiety and no sizing returns. The embroidery is stitched thread, not print, so it survives the wash, the glovebox and the back of the car seat. This is one of our best sellers, and the reason is simple: it's small, quiet, and the right people always catch it. Made to order and shipped through our Etsy shop with full measurements and buyer protection on the listing.

• Soft ringspun cotton
• Unisex retail fit
• Designed in Los Angeles
• Tracked shipping